What Your Cat Really Thinks of You: A playful, science-smart guide to living well together (From France with Words) Kindle Edition

What Your Cat Really Thinks of You: A playful, science-smart guide to living well togetherEver feel like your cat is running a quiet nation-state in your living room? This witty, practical guide translates feline “memos” (tail flicks, slow blinks, midnight zoomies) into simple steps you can actually use—between coffee and your next Zoom call.Told in two voices—Cat POV (funny, candid) + Human How-To (clear, evidence-informed)—this book helps you turn chaos into calm, furniture into “approved scratching billboards,” and 4 a.m. serenades into predictable, purr-filled routines.Inside, you’ll learn how to:Read your cat’s body language (tail, ears, whiskers, pupils) without guessworkSet up a home that prevents most “behavior problems” before they startBuild irresistible litter boxes your cat will use—without scented gimmicksFeed the feline brain with short “hunt → eat → groom → sleep” loops (goodbye, dawn yodels)Play like real prey—short, believable hunts that end in a winCreate high, safe perches and peaceful window stations (hello, quiet evenings)Redirect scratching to the right places—no scolding, just smart placementHelp your cat handle change: moves, guests, renovations, new pets, babiesKeep multi-cat households civil with resource mapping and “no-ambush” routesSurvive vet visits with cooperative care, calm carriers, and zero dramaSupport senior cats with ramps, warmth, gentle play, and dignityNavigate the hardest chapter—the last gift—with clarity and loveWhy it worksChoice over force: cats thrive when they can say “yes”Short wins over long battles: tiny daily habits beat heroic effortsScent bridges over jump scares: safety is a smell before it’s a placeVertical space over family meetings: elevation solves a lot of argumentsPerfect for: new and seasoned cat guardians, multi-pet homes, adopters, and anyone who wants fewer mysteries and more slow blinks. Giftable, friendly, and free of guilt trips or pseudoscience—just humane, actionable advice with a sense of humor.If you can blink slowly, place a scratcher where your cat actually scratches, and pick a litter box bigger than a shoebox, you can do this.Read it tonight. Wake up to a calmer cat—and a sofa off the front lines. Read more